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Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes
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日期：2007-12-15 21:24:17
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? (Pilgrims) Which cat discovered America? (Christofurry Columbus) Why do turkeys always go, gobble, gobble? (Because they never learned good table manners!) What key has legs and can't op
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Just Ask the Boss (老板最大)
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日期：2007-12-15 21:23:33
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There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, How come this guy is $5,000? Thats so expensive for this kind
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I wasn't dead
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日期：2007-12-15 21:23:05
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A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead Dead! he exclaimed. I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry. But how did th
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The Man Upstairs
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日期：2007-12-15 21:22:38
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Mr.Johnson is 65 and retired now. Because he is a very good doctor, a lot of people still come to ask him to look them over. He's very busy in the daytime and wanted to have a good rest at night. Several weeks ago, a young man moved in the room upst
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幽默短文欣赏
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日期：2007-12-15 21:22:05
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Three Reasons Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round． John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so. 三 条 理 由 老师：约翰，请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。 约翰：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么说的，你也是这么说的
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crawling home
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日期：2007-12-15 21:21:40
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A solid looking guy was sitting in a bar,drinking away.Suddenly he said to the bartender, I have to go home or the wife will be mad,she is always opposed to my drinking saying this would spoil my health.( at this point he was loaded drunk) He climbe
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Cat and Mice
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日期：2007-12-15 21:21:09
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Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. What's in your box? asked the friend. A cat, answered Mrs Brown. You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch
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a great man
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日期：2007-12-15 21:20:46
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Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没
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4 New Fathers
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日期：2007-12-15 21:20:05
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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins! What a coincidence! I work for the Minnes
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第一次约会
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日期：2007-12-15 21:19:19
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. When he returned to the table, he lowered his e
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新东方老师上课讲的笑话
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日期：2007-12-15 21:18:13
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[ 张洪伟] 起名字的问题：中西方都不愿意以献花、野草起名字，什么牡丹玫瑰，小红小翠了，一听就变味了；张建、李建，但不能叫范建（贱）了；北京以前有个建（贱）人学校，你打电话咨询，服务小姐会说：您好，贱人。 [张洪伟] I have a dream 中国连续7年大丰收，美国
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你活不成了
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日期：2007-12-15 21:17:23
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you're not going to make it 你活不成了 Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊
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前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑)
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日期：2007-12-15 21:13:48
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昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：Hello? 外国人：Hi. 前台小姐：You have what thing?(你有什么事？) 外国人：Can you speak Eng-lish?(你会讲英语吗) 前台小姐：If I not speak English， I am spe
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士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
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日期：2007-12-15 21:10:21
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Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already h
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