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瞌睡者
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日期：2008-05-17 11:59:10
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The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper
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理所当然
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日期：2008-05-17 11:58:49
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THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown." 某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有
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约会
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日期：2008-05-17 11:58:33
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When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
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可是老师哭了
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日期：2008-05-17 11:57:59
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But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school,
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精明的家庭主妇
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日期：2008-05-17 11:57:32
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A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no
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只算现金和信用卡
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日期：2008-05-17 11:57:14
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Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. " Do you take children?" the man asked. "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only
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狗也知道这个谚语吗？
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日期：2008-05-17 11:56:54
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Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the
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父亲在哪儿？
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日期：2008-05-17 11:56:19
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Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the
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是灯光吸引了他们？
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日期：2008-05-17 11:56:00
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Do you think it's the light that's attracting them? Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is th
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可怜的丈夫
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日期：2008-05-17 11:55:41
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The poor husband "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可
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我没有睡着
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日期：2008-05-17 11:54:52
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I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answer
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【趣味英语】经典成语新趣译
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日期：2008-03-31 09:02:03
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1.一桶水摇不响，半桶水响叮当 有人照字面译成：The full pot of water makes no sound； the half-empty pot of water is noisy.老外听后，也许会感到困惑。他们有自己的说法：A little knowledge （or learning） can be （or is） dangerous.（一知半解很危险） 或
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【趣味英语】爱情的语言
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日期：2008-03-15 10:22:23
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【趣味英语】爱情的语言
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【趣味英语】浪漫的国家名字
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日期：2008-03-05 21:14:31
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原来国家的名字可以如此的浪漫 h.o.l.l.a.n.d 荷兰 hope our love lasts and never dies.希望我们的爱永恒不变 I.t.a.l.y. 意大利 I trust and love you.我相信你和爱你 l.i.b.y.a. 利比亚 love is beautiful; you also.爱是美丽的 你也是 F.r.a.n.c.e. 法兰西 friends
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【趣味英语】英语中的文化陷阱
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日期：2008-03-01 14:29:58
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英语学习专家提醒：英语学习重在运用，要动起来, be active in your study！对于下面的这些资料，请不要仅仅是看闹热，或一时兴起，而是要重在坚持！英语学习没有捷径，只有一步一个脚印！这是关于英语文化陷阱的学习，重点在于运用于真实语境中来领悟其用法！ 1. You
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